Petty portraits. Serious charges.
Turn your pet into a wanted criminal.
Send Barkline a favorite photo and your pet’s alleged offense. We’ll turn the evidence into a custom mugshot and crime report made for gifting, framing, and sharing.
Digital portraits from $19 · Printed posters from $49
Charge
Stealing socks
The Barkline promise
Every suspect gets a careful review.
Photo-first quality
We check the source photo and finished portrait before delivery—no blurry evidence leaves the station.
Your joke, your pet
The name, offense, and details come from you, so the final report feels unmistakably personal.
Shared by consent
A portrait only joins Barkline’s public criminal lineup with the owner’s permission.
Case procedure
From camera roll to criminal record.
A simple three-step process built around one excellent photo and one very believable accusation.
- 1
Submit evidence
Upload the best mugshot
Choose a clear pet photo, add their name, and tell us the offense—from stealing socks to unauthorized counter surfing.
- 2
Build the file
We create the crime report
Barkline turns the photo and charge into a bold custom composition, then checks the crop, copy, and likeness.
- 3
Release to owner
Download it or hang it
Choose a share-ready digital image or a printed poster. Add another pet or alternate charge for $9 when one count is not enough.
Pick the sentence
Digital or poster. Same guilty face.
Start with a shareable portrait or make the joke physical with a printed poster. Final print timing and shipping appear at checkout.
Choose your portraitDigital portrait
$19
Custom mugshot and crime report delivered as a digital image.
Printed poster
$49
Your custom design printed for the wall, subject to current fulfillment availability.
The lineup is open
What crime would your pet commit?
Gather the evidence, name the offense, and give the household’s most suspicious character a permanent record.
Start a case